Excellent Adventure
Day 1: After a tearful goodbye we loaded up the chariot and headed out. We were on track to make an early departure but after an hour long dispute with the bank our getaway was delayed significantly. There’s nothing worse than being lied to by Regis and Kelly…
We wound our way through VT, passing Killington and Pico.
Made our way into the Empire State…
And immediately decided to try on some new speed suits.
Lunch time!
While there we made sure to…
After a long day we pulled into Indian Creek Campground in Geneva on the Lake, Ohio. We pitched our tent along side 3,000 of our closest friends and their motorhomes, and grabbed some dinner at the region’s classiest establishment.
Highlights of Mike’s:
- 8 people at the bar. 4 of them so drunk they had a hard time even sitting.
- The bartender was 40+. Tramp-stamp? Check. Exposed gut? Check.
- While enjoying my burger my elbow was humped by a friendly woman with no teeth dancing to Kid Rock.
We made it safely back to the campground and things got weird. Quickly.
Our super sweet camp fire seemed to attract the freaks, the gentleman on the right in the photo above was King Freak of the night. His name was Randy and he made it clear pretty quickly that he liked us. A lot. Turns our Randy’s from Youngstown, OH and likes to get away on the weekends to… avoid minorities (according to him, that’s why everyone in the campground was there). He told us how much he liked to party, how hottt his girlfriend was, and how smart his brother was (a “neuro doctor”). He then assured us we were extra safe being near his campsite, as his friend had a 9mm in is sleeping bag. After he threatened to kill everyone who passed by our campsite, we parted ways with Randy and headed to bed.
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